When Religion Goes Hilariously Wrong and Right At the Same Time
Jan 12, 201502:24AM
I posted this article, and several of us discussed it. http://www.alloutdoor.com/2014/12/16/question-open-carry-advocates-muslims-start-it/
Someone observed that many Americans really aren't clear on the difference between Muslims and Sikhs.
Hell, Mormons are closer to Muslims than Sikhs are.
My point was that thinking that "All those people in turbans are terrorists" is grossly untrue, especially as few Muslims wear turbans. That's a caricature that's wrong, and it's ignorant prejudice to think so.
I didn't pay much attention to the thread, but I got this IM a while later:
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7 hours ago
I am done, sick of the LDS attacks, you cant clump LDS with Muslims. Im out.
Sorry you're prejudiced.
Now, let's look at it: They both worship the same god, they both eschew drugs and booze, they both have or recently had support for polygamy.
Sikhs do none of the above.
So, "Mormons have more in common with Muslims than Sikhs" is not an attack. It is a factually correct statement.
So fuck off.
Andrew Rowley said:
No they don not worship the same God. period... I see you for who you are a totally bigoted politically incorrect gun nut.... you only like to start controversy and will bring any topic into the matter. No hold barred. Nothing is sacred to you. You are so misguided in you pokes at religion. I' take the f comment as your final good bye.
I probably should be kind to him. If his reading skills match his writing skills, he probably has trouble grasping it.
So: What I said was, "These religions have some aspects in common, but the other two have almost nothing in common." Again, this is a factually correct statement.
Christians, Jews and Muslims are the Abrahamic religions, and use the same first five books—the Pentateuch. Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers and Deuteronomy. It's the same god. They see Him/it in different ways, but fundamentally, the same being.
And, gee, I guess all these people must be "totally bigoted" too:
Jesse: LDS and Islam are both Abrahamic religions. Sikhism is an independent faith established in the 15th century without any antecedents.
Based on those simple facts, Mike's statement seems pretty accurate.
Adam: Andrew Rowley: Michael is correct, both Islam and LDS are Abrahamic faiths, Sikhism is not. So there are a few commonalities between Muslims and Mormons, there is essentially none between either group and Sikhs.
Oh—Andrew deleted all his posts. He didn't actually want to discuss the matter.
Adam: Andrew: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abrahamic_religions
LDS is a branch of Christianity, which itself branched off Judaism. Islam also branched of Islam. All three branches are considered Abrahamic faiths.
Please do your research before accusing people of not knowing their way around basic families of religions.
Abrahamic religions - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Abrahamic religions (also Semitic religions) are the...
Nikhil: Sikhism is its own faith but broadly aligned with the Dharmic faiths (Hinduism and Buddhism). Some consider it an offshoot, most do not. The Eastern faiths (including Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, Sikhism, Taoism, and Shinto) have nothing to do with Western faiths and are built on wholly different philosophical premises.
The western faiths include Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. This is true historically, doctrinally, and epistemologically. Artificial distinction between Islam and other Western faiths is intellectually dishonest and well, silly.
Art: Andrew Rowley, I, too, am LDS. Our religion stems from a covenent from God as does the Muslim faith. The Muslim God and our God are the same God. It's how we gain approval of our God that things drastically change. Judaism is similar. The difference between Jews and us is that we believe Christ's first coming started with Christ's birth. Jews don't believe Christ was the Messiah. Muslims believe that Christ was an OK dude... but he was just a prophet. He was not Allah or any relation to Allah.
Obviously, you and I both know that things go in all kinds of different directions from there.
Sikhism is based off of none of the above. It is a practice and believe that is barely even theological in nature.
Mike is absolutely 100% correct. Islam is closer to the LDS religion than it is to Sikhism.
You need to ensure you know what you are talking about before you berate others, sir. Please use this opportunity to clean the egg off and let's get away from the Strawman.
(Wait, a Mormon is also an anti-Mormon bigot? How is that possible? Those evil fact things!)
Rick: The Christian God is NOT the same as the Muslim god. The Christian God is a Trinity - Father, Son and Holy Spirit. The Muslims view that as heretical polytheism. It is just plain wrong to equate them.
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Adam: Rick: The Muslims, like the Jews, only recognize the Father, not the full Trinity. Allah (and YHWH) are in fact the same God, but only a part of the same god.
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Steve (a Jew): Rick, whether you open your egg from the big end or the little end, it's still an egg.
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Greg: Wrong Adam. Muhammed CLAIMS they are the same, but they certainly are not. Muhammed was a plagerist of both the Old and New Testaments.
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Art: Muhammad is not their God. He is their prophet.
The religions are both based from the same initial details.
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Michael Z. Williamson Reminds me of a Catholic explaining to me how the Christian Trinity* is a trinity, but the Celtic trinity is only a trinity, not a trinity.
There ARE Christian sects who don't accept a literal trinity, considering it a metaphor.
So there we go. I'm sure we're all racist and this is Bush's fault.
But how can we have a proper discussion about Islam, when half the people out there don't even know what it is?
More next time.
Debit Your Privilege!
Jan 08, 201512:00AM
Privilege seems to be a serious problem in America. Or at least, a serious problem for wealthy liberal students at Ivy League universities.
I believe I have a solution. I call it "Privilege Bingo."
The first day of classes, all the freshmen, er, freshpersons, um, freshperoffsprings, will gather on the quad with their bingo cards. Each winner will be accorded a prize to reduce xir privilege and give them first hand understanding of the difficulties the lesser classes less privileged beings face.
"BINGO!" Our first winner! They will be deprived of all their scholarships and grant money, being required to work minimum wage jobs while wearing a placard proclaiming "I am a person of low privilege." The other students should be very careful not to microaggress them by offering tips or donations.
"BINGO!" How would you like to be a single mom of a mixed race baby? No? Well, too bad! You'll also be awarded pole dancing lessons. The bright side is you will be eligible for tips from upper classbeings, and cat calls on the street.
"BINGO!" And five cops come out, taze the winner while hurling insults at him/jer/it before dragging them off and roughing them up across the hood of the police car. They will then be stuffed into a cell for three days with no phone calls. Assuming they're white, of course. They'll be convicted of felony resisting arrest so all their resumes will be properly humble.
"BINGO!" They win disfigurement with a belt sander and knives so others gaze on them and are horrified. They'll have to endure the stares of others.
"BINGO!" Five Jersey goons will smash this person's legs with bats, so they're forced to use a wheelchair for the duration. To ensure the full measure, they'll be assigned to a third floor dorm with a shared bathroom. (Are shared bathrooms actually a thing in the Ivy League? If not, they should be.)
"BINGO!" This student wins the chance to write all their papers in Dgèrnésiais, with points deducted for spelling and grammar errors, to show them what it's like not to have common 6th grade literacy linguistic privilege.
"BINGO!" Gang rape. With video. This student is especially lucky, because the PTSD will affect all their studies for the year. As a bonus, five rednecks will be assigned to follow them around and crack rape jokes. If they're male, the jokes will be about turning "kwar."
This should improve the quality of education, with students deprived of unfair privilege and brought to a level playing field with their peers.
And remember: You can't spell "Privilege" without PIV.
Regarding Eric Garner---Words Mean Things
Dec 29, 201401:47AM
"Homicide" is a legal finding of death, and not the same as "murder."
There are only five legal ways to die--homicide, suicide, accident, natural causes, and unknown.
A finding of "homicide" means the cause is known and applied by an outside agent. That is all. It confers no guilt upon any party.
If one dies during the commission of a crime, the criminals are deemed to have performed the act, since their actions led to it.
IOW, Garner murdered himself when he made the stupid decision to ignore 6 cops using physical means.
I disapprove of the event, but the nomenclature is descriptive, not accusative.
Our President Needs to Read His History
Dec 22, 201412:01AM
My ancestors knew this game. They were experts at it.
It is always a temptation to an armed and agile nation To call upon a neighbour and to say: -- "We invaded you last night--we are quite prepared to fight, Unless you pay us cash to go away." And that is called asking for Dane-geld, And the people who ask it explain That you've only to pay 'em the Dane-geld And then you'll get rid of the Dane! It is always a temptation for a rich and lazy nation, To puff and look important and to say: -- "Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you. We will therefore pay you cash to go away." And that is called paying the Dane-geld; But we've proved it again and again, That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld You never get rid of the Dane. It is wrong to put temptation in the path of any nation, For fear they should succumb and go astray; So when you are requested to pay up or be molested, You will find it better policy to say: -- "We never pay any-one Dane-geld, No matter how trifling the cost; For the end of that game is oppression and shame, And the nation that pays it is lost!"
The Meh of the Five Armies
Dec 17, 201403:23AM
As you gather from the title, this wasn't what I'd hoped.
First, we got punished for reserving for the midnight showing. After that got booked nationwide, someone in production or distribution decided to open up earlier slots in the evening for all the people who didn't respond in time. So the latecomers managed to book earlier shows.
I'd hoped to see it on the Imax screen, but that was reserved for people doing the three movie marathon, and that was 8 hours I didn't want to sit in the theater.
So there were about a dozen of us in a standard theater. And the guy behind me kept practicing a tap dancing routine (literally) every two or three minutes (literally). When I finally couldn't take it anymore and asked him to stop, he did.
On to the movie.
The problem with this section of the story is there's not a lot of character to discover, other than Thorin's fall, which was done well enough. We have good character background on the others, and there's not much more to develop.
We did get to see the reveal of Sauron and the foreshadowing of the threat to come, and Saruman showed some depth, because Christopher %#$@ing Lee is awesome.
Laketown is too far from the mountain here, so rather than the refugees using the perfectly serviceable forest with game, timber, fresh water and nearby fish, they move up into the abandoned town across from the mountain, miles from anywhere, and are short of rations. Duh.
The battle was a huge mess, with some good scenes including the shield ramping, but otherwise was hack and slash from different POVs for an hour. We've seen this before. The dwarves smashed, the elves shot and slashed, the men did what they could.
The cherry atop the turd was the resolution of the love arc between Fili and Tauriel. Everyone saw it coming, and Jackson had a chance to NOT be cliche, and sold out. Everyone was rolling their eyes and groaning, though some of that might have been the scenery protesting at being chewed.
It's one weak movie of six, but since it's the conclusion of this arc, it diminishes the entirety of The Hobbit. They could have got as much material into two slightly longer movies, or they could have used this one to delve into more backstory, more detail on different fighting styles or overall strategy.
You're going to see it just to resolve the trilogy, but don't expect to be blown away. It's once again "We need MOAR! special effects and mayhem or people won't watch!" sellout and cliche.
Is Ferguson Still A Thing?
Dec 14, 201411:11PM
A certain SF writer I blocked a long time ago, expressed the opinion, "If you're white, you're not entitled to an opinion about Ferguson."
Well, that's nice.
Dear Fascist, The First Amendment of the US Constitution guarantees my right and entitlement to an opinion on anything I want.
Dear Hypocrite, for someone who claims to support free speech and is in the business of it, this is about the 10th time I've heard you espouse limiting those rights based on your politics.
Dear white guy, you're whiter than cream cheese, so shouldn't you take your own advice, there in your 98% white upper middle class liberal neighborhood in California?
Dear racist, my skin color is not relevant to my right to talk.
Please go fuck yourself with a waffle iron.
As to other ignorant comments I hear all over:
"Why wasn't there a trial?"
There was. The Grand Jury is the first step in a trial. You should have learned this in 7th grade. If not, perhaps you should refrain from commenting.
"He only got shot because he's black."
No, he got shot because he was a murderous piece of shit thug, and white guys get shot for the same thing all the time. Google will find you thousands of them.
I have personally watched, in the black neighborhood I lived in, a shoplifter spill merchandise from his coat, then tell the officer who grabbed him, "You're just arrestin' me cuz I'm black." The arresting officer...was black.
Same officer asked a woman not to park in a handicapped space since she clearly wasn't and had no tag. "You're just hasslin' me cuz I'm black." It seems to be a default bleat with some people.
"Black people get shot more." Yes, but usually by other black people. As far as by cops, no, not really.
If you want questionable cases, Tamir Rice's murder is a good one to focus on.
There are two types of people in the Ferguson debate. Racists, and people who understand Brown was a thug attempting murder.
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Eventually, I'll have download direct from the website, and possibly paper copies.
Enjoy. Or not. Doesn't matter. Just give me money. That's what matters.
And remember: Hugo Chavez is not a line of clothing. I stand corrected.
To the Law Students of Columbia, Harvard and Georgetown
Dec 11, 201402:33AM
If you plan to be a lawyer, you will lose cases, sometimes for stupid reasons, and sometimes because you're wrong. Rarely, innocent men are jailed. Often, guilty men walk.
This is the nature of our adversarial justice system.
I have noted your schools and your graduation years. Because if a case you're not involved with can cause you to freak out to the point where you flub an exam, you are emotionally immature and will probably be a terrible lawyer. So I will make sure not to hire anyone from that set to watch my interests. I can't have you panicking over some case a week ago and a thousand miles away when I need a judgment or a claim. Yes, it's stereotyping all your classmates, but without knowing your individual names, I must assume the odds of getting someone competent are not in my favor.
Congratulations, you've hindered the ability of your classmates to earn a living.
Stop shitting your panties, you whining little bitches, and harden the fuck up.
PS: Those of you so distressed are all white, middle class liberals, aren't you?
Hoplophobes Are Cute When They're Angry
Dec 03, 201410:29PM
It would help if you actually understood what you were talking about before opening your ignorant yap.
Every legal opinion for 200 years denied individual gun ownership was a right
Cite, please. You won't find any relevant (SCOTUS) rulings to that effect. You're repeating bleats from Brady, et al, that are unsupported.
BWUAHAHAHAAHA! You went full retard. Never go full retard.
Perhaps you should have studied 5th grade arithmetic, too, if you didn't want to look stupid.
Have Fun Scamming a Scammer
Nov 28, 201401:24AM
So, some guy calls the house, claims to be a Treasury agent, informs Gail our 2010 taxes are not paid, and that we're guilty of yadda yadda and about to be arrested, etc.
Now, we are currently resolving an issue with the IRS over MONEY THEY OWE US. 2009 and 2010 have been resolved, we have received refunds, and letters confirming settlement to mutual satisfaction.
She mentioned this fact, along with "Taxpayer advocate," and the guy hung up on her.
Had she stayed on the line, he was going to demand a prepaid Visa number for some insane amount of money, and repeat until we had nothing left. And we'd have known as soon as he asked it was a scam.
Because he hung up before presenting the scam, we weren't entirely sure, until I called back, got some non-English speaker who didn't know the proper terms, referenced some complicated forn number, then insisted on reading (And you are not allowed to interrupt) a lengthy "advisory" about debt, attempt to defraud, in violation of, etc., all scary sounding stuff that CANNOT ACTUALLY exist unless and until there is a trial and conviction.
I called him a scamming piece of shit, insulted his ancestry, penis size, worthlessness as a human being for working for shit wages for criminals, his lack of privilege, etc, then hung up.
But, these people do scam honest and usually poor people out of a lot of money.
So, if you'd like to play, please call 323-786-0626. They will want your phone number to reference to the "Case number." But I'm sure if you insist your name is Heywood Jablomi or Mike Hunt or Woodie Pfisterbotham, and you DEFINITELY spoke to Mr Thomas Benson (the name he gave me), can they PLEASE find the file because you don't want to go to jail, that the greedy slimefuckers will find a "case number." At which point you can start tying them up with fake card numbers, or continue to mock their penis size.
Frankly, I don't know why law enforcement and the phone companies can't just disconnect these scumbags by the fourth complaint. I'm not sure why they can't run 50Kv through the lines and electrocute the fuckers in the act. Someone flopping on the ground doing the Neutron Dance might have a salutory effect on the attitudes of the others.