Teh stupid, it burns
- Written by Michael Z Williamson
As I told her, I have 35 years professional experience with weapons, 25 of it in the military. I don't need pussyplained to.
Let's unpack some of her Shitter bullshit here (assuming she doesn't dump the post from the well-deserved ratio she's getting).
"There are far better ways to protect your family than a gun. Get a life insurance policy."
Do you even understand how life insurance works, bitchtard? You have to fucking DIE. The whole point of self defense is NOT TO DIE.
"Yes, an intruder shot my husband and raped us all, but hey, I got $100K, so there's that. It almost paid for the funeral, the medical treatment, the therapy, the replacement door and jewelry, and my wheelchair and ramp."
"I know you truly believe that you'll need to defend your family at gunpoint. You need to let that go. Statistically it's just not going to happen. I know it's boring, but if you want to protect your family, things like seatbelts, fire alarms, and life insurance are your best bet."
I have those, too.┬á And I HAVE defended my family at gunpoint, so fuck your "Statistics." Which you must have shit out of your fat, liberal mom ass.┬á But even if that were true, you'd be making the case that GUNS AREN'T A PROBLEM as far as crime.┬á Are you retarded? Or just a fucking moron?
The reality is, you're probably going to die of heart disease or diabetes, or just old age and natural causes. I know it's not as cool-sounding as an armed-standoff, but it's still true.
Well, actually, statistically I'm not going to die of any of those, because I carefully chose ancestors with superior genetics. Well, old age, yes. Everyone dies of that if nothing else.┬á And there's nothing "cool" about an armed standoff, speaking from experience.
I'm probably not going to die in a house fire either. Even though that's really cool-sounding, I guess.┬á I still have extinguishers.┬á Which you didn't mention. Just "alarms."┬á Typical fat liberal bitch expects a man to come rescue her. (Conservative and libertarian women don't seem to have this problem.┬á My wife is pretty handy with a shotgun and pistol, as several predators who went after livestock can no longer attest).
If the topic of protecting your family comes up, a gun extremist will immediately imagine an armed intruder who has come to murder. That's not going to happen. It's rare enough that it's not something people need to worry about or make decisions based on.
You repeat it, hoping it will catch on.┬á But if so, then why does it matter if people have guns? You've just stated they're not going to be used for murder.┬á So what's the problem?
Other than the fact you have no fucking clue what you're talking about, about anything. Including about being a mom. (I was a single parent for several years, have been the primary parent for 22 years, and the solo parent for lots of time the other parent was professionally absent.┬á I'm a better mom than you, too.)
Also, at least 50% of households have firearms.┬á If that's "Extremist" to you, you need to take a long, hard, look in a mirror.
If the topic of protecting your family comes up among people who actually interact and care for children each day, they think of things like using car seats, preventing hormones and dangerous chemicals in food, child-proofing the cleaning supplies, and schoolyard bullying.
I actually interact and care for children, and apparently a lot more than you, who's too busy lecturing the internet.┬á The "Dangerous chemicals in food" suggests you're a GMOtard, which means you're ignorant of yet another subject, and a racist (Which we already knew from your pollyanning that home invasion doesn't happen. You have to be white privileged as fuck to hold that belief).
Hundreds and hundreds of you have explained to me that a life insurance policy won't protect against an armed intruder. I never said it would. The thing you don't understand: There isn't going to be an armed intruder. That's just your paranoia.
Hundreds and hundreds of people are smarter than you, you ignorant cockholster.
There were 2.5 million burglaries in 2017, per DoJ.
A gun in the home is FAR more likely to kill or maim a household member than it is to protect them. Enjoy your daydreams about armed stand-offs. But that's all they are. Daydreams.
That stupid claim has been debunked more often and more thoroughly than "Vaccines cause autism" (which I'm going to assume this bloviating narcissist believes also).┬á Repeating that one just proves you're a completely ignorant shithead in this subject.
And no one "daydreams" about armed stand-offs. Except, apparently, you.
Update: A shocking number of you are CONVINCED that armed intruders will enter your home at 2 AM. And specially at 2 AM. Is there like an NRA ad about a 2 AM break in? Some meme I missed? Don't answer. I don't actually want to know. Muting this thread now.
You don't actually want any information that will crush your racist white privilege worldview? That was obvious.
Ask any cop when the most calls for burglary are.┬á Do you even know what number to call for the police?┬á Or do you have the maid do that, too?
You are a complete fucking waste of a human being, and pretty fucking smug about your ignorance, weakness and privilege.
- Written by Michael Z Williamson
The current attempt at impeaching President Trump revolves around a claim of a "quid pro quo" of government aid to the Ukraine, in exchange for them pursuing legitimate law enforcement investigations of your typical Demorrhoid corruption.
First, it is the JOB of the Executive Branch, via State and Commerce Departments among others, to quid pro quo other governments. THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.┬á "You want X? We want Y. Deal?"
Literally. Their fucking. Job.
In 1948, President Truman's administration approved the creation of ARAMCO for the purpose of acquiring oil from Saudi Arabia, while having a means of putting political pressure on them. That's in the actual statements in the authorization.
So the whole trial is a farce to start with. There are legitimate complaints about some of Trump's actions.┬á This isn't one of them. Of course, most that are questionable were exactly what the Demorrhoids wanted, so they're silent on that.
Second, even worse than ascribing the SNL quote of "I can see Russia from my house" that Sarah Palin never actually said, but is now considered "Fake, but accurate," they're basing this on what some Demorrhoid shithead in Congress paraphrased from hearsay from some source he isn't really sure about.
But, even if we assume this might actually result in any credible, pursuable charges from the Fascist Wing of the DNC, what then?┬á First they have to prove the charge, which is non-existent.
Then, it goes to the Republican controlled Senate for follow up. I'm sure they'll give it all the attention it deserves.
But even if they do something: you may remember when this happened to Bill Clinton over actual perjury charges.┬á The result was "Censure."┬á IOW, a letter saying, "We find you to be quite naughty."┬á Nothing substantive.
But even if they actually remove the sitting president from their own party (I dunno, maybe they think it'll be useful later for removing a Demorrhoid for the easily provable charge of being anti-American), it means, by the time they get to that, Trump is gone for the last 5 months of his term.
Which would mean PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE. Now, that asshole was my governor. If you do not like Trump, you will not like Pence even more, who demonstrably IS a Christo-fascist, anti-choice, anti-gay crusader. Seriously?┬á Are you fucking retarded? Apparently.
AND, that still doesn't stop Trump from campaigning to run for office again, and still winning because his followers and most of the mainstream are pretty fucking sick of "liberal" fascist cocksuckers trying to subvert the legal processes for some strange sexual worship and obsession with Trump.┬á Hell, I might even vote for him to just to watch four more years of complete meltdown.
But worst case, it just means PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE.┬á Jesus tittyfucking Christ in a pink tutu on a pogo stick, are you...well, yes, obviously you ARE that fucking stupid.
What we really need is to quid pro quo some foreign government's intelligence service into assassinating the entire DNC membership. But Trump is too soft and liberal for that.
- Written by Michael Z Williamson
|Hi Mike Williamson,|
|Important changes that may impact your monetization and content discoverability are coming.┬á┬áHAVE YOU COCKSUCKERS EVER PAID ANYONE ANYTHING?|
|Starting today, all creators are required to tell us if their content is┬ámade for kids┬áin order to comply with the Children's Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA) and/or other applicable laws. To help you comply, we are┬áintroducing a new audience setting in YouTube Studio.┬á┬áOR WHAT?|
|Depending on the amount of┬ámade for kids┬ácontent on your channel, you can set your audience at either the channel level or the video level. For those who are setting at the channel level, it is just one click. I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT MY LEVEL OR SETTINGS ARE. I UPLOAD SHIT FROM TIME TO TIME. PEOPLE LOOK AT IT FROM TIME TO TIME.|
|These changes are required as part of a settlement with the US Federal Trade Commission (FTC) and NY Attorney General, and will help you comply with the ChildrenΓÇÖs Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA) and/or other applicable laws.┬á┬áCOPPA.┬á HOW CLEVER. NOT.┬á YOU'RE THE CHANNEL, YOU HAVE THE LAWYERS.┬á COMPLY AWAY.┬á AND FUCK NEW YORK. THEY'RE FASCIST, ANTI-AMERICAN COCKSUCKERS ANYWAY.┬á VIOLATING THEIR RULES IS A MORAL DUTY. PS: I DON'T LIVE IN NEW YORK.|
|We know that these changes wonΓÇÖt be easy for some creators, and that this required change is going to take some time getting used to. But these are important steps to take to ensure compliance with the law.┬á YADDA YADDA GO FUCK YOURSELF.|
|Please read more below to understand your legal obligations and the impact these choices may have on your channel.┬áSURE, IT'S BEEN HILARIOUS SO FAR.|
|What is changing?|
|Starting today, all creators are required to mark their content as┬ámade for kids┬áor┬ánot made for kids┬áin YouTube Studio.┬áOR WHAT? BASED ON WHAT?|
|Starting in January: we will limit the data we collect on┬ámade for kids┬ácontent to comply with the law. This means we will disable personalized ads on this content (which affects revenue for creators making content for kids), as well as certain features like comments, notifications and others.┬áNote:┬áYou may see some small changes as we experiment and refine our systems over the next few months.┬á┬áSO YOU'RE GOING TO REDUCE INCOME AND FUCK OVER PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY TRYING TO MAKE STUFF FOR KIDS. GEE, I WONDER WHAT THE OUTCOME OF THAT WILL BE?|
|For a list of affected features, go┬áhere.|
|Why is this happening?┬á┬áBECAUSE THE TRUMP ASSMINISTRATION ARE AS BIG OF CUCKFAGS AS THE PREVIOUS DOZEN ADMINISTRATIONS.|
|These changes are required as part of a settlement with the US Federal Trade Commission (FTC) and NY Attorney General, and will help you comply with the ChildrenΓÇÖs Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA) and/or other applicable laws.┬áSORRY, I WAS NOT PARTY TO THIS LAWSUIT OR CASE OR WHATEVER. ALSO, FIRST AMENDMENT, BITCHES.┬á I'LL POST WHAT I WANT. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, TAKE IT DOWN.┬á IT'S YOUR PLATFORM, YOUR PROBLEM.|
|Regardless of your location, we are required to ask you to set your videos as┬ámade for kids┬áif they fall into that category, please make these settings as soon as possible.┬áNO. GO FUCK YOURSELF.|
|WeΓÇÖll also use machine learning systems to help us find content that is clearly┬ámade for kids. But do not rely on our systems to set content for you -- like all automated systems, ours are not perfect.┬áFINALLY, AN ACCURATE STATEMENT.|
|If you donΓÇÖt set your content or if we detect error or abuse, we may set your audience for you. If you fail to set your content accurately you may face compliance issues with the FTC or other authorities, and we may take action on your YouTube account.┬áTHEN THERE'S NO ADVANTAGE FOR ME TO DO ANYTHING, IS THERE? I'LL LET YOU JUMP ON THAT GRENADE.|
|What is ΓÇ£made for kidsΓÇ¥ content?|
|We cannot provide specific legal advice, but according to the FTCΓÇÖs guidance on COPPA, a video is child directed (which we call ΓÇ£made for kidsΓÇ¥) if:|
|Learn more about the factors that determine if your content is considered as┬ámade for kids┬áhere.┬á┬áNAH.|
|We know this wonΓÇÖt be easy for some creators, and that this required change is going to take some getting used to. While we cannot provide legal advice, we are committed to helping you through this transition.┬á┬áIF YOU CAN'T PROVIDE LEGAL ADVICE, YOU'RE JUST SOME HELPFUL FRIEND ON THE INTERNET. THAT NEVER WORKS OUT WELL.|
|You can learn more about your own obligations under┬áThe Children's Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA)┬áand the tools we are building to support you┬áhere.┬áGO SUCK START A SHOTGUN.|
|The YouTube Team|
- Written by Michael Z Williamson
I briefly saw a clickbait headline to the effect of "Cost for Trump's New Air Force One near $2 billion."
Obviously, this was being shared by a "liberal."
I will now explain for liberals and complete morons (but I repeat myself) how just the headline tells us this is complete bullshit.
First: It's not "Trump's" AF1. It's THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT'S AF1, and will be used by other, future presidents. Assuming we have any. The odds look good. Also, it's operated by the USAF.
B] Trump, or any president, has pretty much zero input in the design. That's up to the aircraft designer (probably Boeing), the USAF, the Secret Service for their specific needs, and Congress.
3) So, that's about double the flyaway cost of a fully-loaded deluxe airliner with all the trimmings, BUT, it also serves as a command post for the most powerful man on Earth, all his immediate staff, and any guests and associates along with him.┬á It's like complaining an armored limo costs more than a top of the line Cadillac. Duh.
But keep that hatred flowing! It's certainly easier than thinking.
Page 2 of 9