And I'd like you to join me.
I plan to make up some shirts with this:
And with statements like "SHITLORD" and "Cisgender heteronormative male oppressor."
Over those, we'll wear beach babe tropical shirts.
I recommend a beard, and an (unlit) cigar.
I expect to be attacked by femorrhoids.  We shall laugh at their hatred and ignore their whines. If attacked physically, we shall have them arrested for battery. Remind them that cosplay is not consent, and no matter how we're dressed, we're not asking for it.
My room will be a safe haven for the privileged, and you must prove privilege to enter.  We will drink Scotch and discuss how a belief in privilege equates to a belief in white/male/cishet genetic superiority.
I expect the lamentations to be epic.
