I don't wear a face panty. Ever.  This crap started in March, I've refused to comply.

"Yeah, me too. I don't wear one."

Awesome.

"Except at work."

Well, yeah, if you're employer says so, you're sorta stuck.

"And in stores, because they have a sign."

Wait, the sign the governor ordered them to put up?

"Yeah, I don't want them to get in trouble."

So you do in fact wear a face panty.

"Well, only where I have to."

The law is unconstitutional, unenforceable, unenforced, and carries no penalty. The stores literally won't mention it.

"Yeah, but I don't want Covid Karen getting in my face."

What the fuck? Are you actually such a pathetic little bitch boy you're afraid of Karen?

"Well, she'll make a scene."

That's exactly the point. Let her. There's nothing she can do.

"Oh, and I don't want elderly people worried."

We've covered at length that fag bags don't do anything to stop a virus, literally every medical agency in the world says so, and if they were going to work in "4-8 weeks," that was 30 weeks ago.

"But I want them to feel safe."

So where exactly do you refuse to wear a gimp mask?

"At home, and in my car, and in the park."

You're a pathetic piece of shit, you know that?

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