About two weeks before event, DragonCon suddenly started posting on social media that everyone over age 2 would have to wear a mask, have proof of vaccine (except under 16 can’t get it?), or have a specific test 3 days before (and that last is ridiculous, when an attendee might stop at 12 truck stops on the way there).

Now, my political position on masks aside, I can’t wear one.  That’s literally why I was retired from the military.  Covering my face drops my blood oxygenation to COPD levels.  My wife hits every exemption there is, but good luck getting documentation that anyone considers “Acceptable.”

I inquired with both vendor relations and guest relations, and got told, “Ignore social media, we haven’t heard this and we don’t actually have a policy yet, that will be Thursday.”

Thursday rolls around and the email is, “The policy remains…”

Wait, I thought you didn’t have one yet? “Remains” means that was your policy, but you tried to pretend it wasn’t.

I told them I’d need a rollover by preference or a refund.

“Unfortunately, per policy, it’s too late for a refund or rollover.”

Yet, they were able to change their COVID policy.

So my choice was find someone to cover the show, or forfeit several thousand dollars to the poor, starving, corporate owners of DragonCon.

I withdrew as a guest, and made a public announcement to that effect. I was the 100th.  That seemed notable. In fact, by the end they lost 203 of 641 guests and professionals, or over 30%.

Now, I’m sure a case could be made in court for this being classic bait and switch, and refusing refunds or rollovers to be fraud. But I can’t state that as a fact without a court case.  It certainly smells that way, though.

Note that Salt Like City FanX instituted masks (no proof of vaccine or other idiocy) shortly before the event. They were polite and apologetic to all, rolled us over for next year, and publicly offered refunds to anyone who couldn’t comply. That’s called being professional.

I’ll note that dozens of other events—Colorado Springs, Grand Rapids, Cincinnati, Tampa, Pittsburgh, etc, went on just fine with zero tinfoil hattery, and no “superspreader events.”

After a couple of days, I was able to arrange for my eldest daughter to cover the booth. Morrigan was a store general manager at age 20, has been around my merchandise her entire life, and actually knows how to use swords, as well as being very versed in anime and Japanese culture.

At the show, my daughter unloaded, set up, checked in, got paperwork…which did not include renewal paperwork for next year.  I emailed and got told we’d “talk about it after the show.” Which meant they planned to screw me over.

After the show I was told they were so very unhappy that I publicly boasted of being the 100th cancellation. Well, sorry about your feelings, but what about the feelings of 203 guests and families you screwed over by waiting for the last moment? What about the public threats to harass “plague rats” (perfectly healthy people not wearing masks) on your social media, that remained for days before being taken down?  We’re supposed to worship you, but you don’t need to respect the professionals in the field?

Then they unleashed this whopper, claiming the statement was made about me:

" there was a vendor this year who is making an incredibly racist remarks trying to sell his wares. Including things like “buy a knife from someone who speaks American” and “this is made with real metal, not ‘Chineseium’.” Worse than all of that however, was singling out another person in the vendors hall who is also selling knives. It was an Indian couple, and apparently that was why he wanted to specify that he does speak “American”, letting anyone who passed by know another vendor had people who spoke English as a second language at their table "

I’m going to explain why this is complete, unmitigated bullshit.

My booth was run by my eldest daughter, who is not a “guy.”   

She was assisted by our friend Wendi, whom I’ve known almost as long. Also not a “guy.”

I AM THE IMPORT AGENT FOR A PAKISTANI CUTLERY COMPANY and have literally thousands of their knives in my warehouse, with more arriving about twice a week by truck. The owner speaks better English than most American college students.

I am a distributor for two Chinese importers.  I can wholesale stuff to you. I’ve been dealing with them since 1991.

I am on a first name basis with a Filipino importer now approaching retirement, who produces some amazing historical repros.

The sword rack contained swords from China, Pakistan, India, and the Philippines, all of which I endorse to various levels depending on whether they’re accurate reproductions or fantasy pieces.

The sword stand next to it contained swords all made in China, from costume quality to good enough for iaido, depending on your needs and price range.

The one next to that contained polypropylene training swords made in Taiwan.

The display cases had fantasy knives, throwing knives, and folding knives, all made in China or Pakistan, except for FOUR, count them FOUR US made bali-songs because legalities make domestic ones a better option, and I believe four of my custom pieces at the low end, easy to make.

We had SEVERAL THOUSAND knives and swords there, all imported except for eight.

There is literally no reason anyone in my booth would be bleating “Buy American,” or dissing our own product.

I’d certainly sell more American made stuff, if it both fit the market, and the budget of the buyers. I do sell more American made product at gun shows. Different market, different needs.  But the majority of any cutlery retailer’s product these days is from China, Pakistan, possibly the PI, and occasionally Taiwan.  Japan, Germany, and the US make amazing stuff, but you have to pay for it.

Note:  This alleged comment was not brought to either Morrigan’s attention or mine, by email, phone, or in person during the show.

So I’m going to be honest where they apparently cannot:  DragonCon Head of Vendor Relations Tracy Bell is a filthy liar.  And apparently too stupid to craft a credible lie.

She never responded to a request for a name, photo, description, source, or otherwise. 

ADDENDUM: One of my vendor friends checked the hall and counted TWENTY missing booths, either empty or removed. Another said it started with 33, but several were filled in by local vendors called in at the last minute, trying to spread their stuff out enough to fill larger space than they were stocked for. (So those booths were sold twice.) Another vendor, apparently new, suffers from COPD.  He couldn't get in for even worse health reasons than me, so he forfeited his funds, too. The total is probably over $50,000. But at least it went for a good cause--the payroll and finances of the management./sarc

As to the racism, that’s been a problem at DragonCon for a long time, but this year was almost Pythonesque. 

A few years back, a friend and I even proposed a panel on race relations in science fiction.  We got to the panel, and every participant was a white male. Awkward. We did our best. We’d wanted a spectrum of viewpoints. Nope.

So this year, reduced attendance. They got rid of a lot of what they call “tourists,” who come in on a day pass, usually local, frequently black. Nerd-dom has had a growing minority presence for years, and it’s amazing.

So who was far less present this year, with demands for vaccines or a recent test or pay at the door for one?  Yup, the Atlanta black community.

DragonCon is pissed off that I won’t endorse their over-reaction, racism, and borderline fraud.

I guess we’re both disappointed. I’d hoped for better from them.


UPDATE:  In previous years, my wife was normally running the booth while I did panels. She reports that the same behavior took place two years ago, with the guy calling our stuff "Chinesium" and tossing it onto the table with contempt. She knows which competitor it was. She reported it.  NOTHING WAS DONE.  So Tracy Bell doesn't actually care about the harassment and racism.  It's just a convenient tool to use against people she disagrees with.  


This is a level of intellectual bankruptcy I've not encountered before.


I'd like to point out that other related articles have completely non-clickbait, non-panic-inducing, perfectly reasonable headlines such as:

‘No One I Know Is Vaccinated’: Sturgis Rally Bikers Are Coming for America
COVID Doc Flees to Florida as Gov. Kristi Noem Sends Sturgis Death Cult Into Overdrive

Dr. Kevin Weiland, who works at the Rapid City Medical Center, which is not affiliated with Monument Health, said the Sturgis surge was not a surprise. But he bemoaned the extent to which unvaccinated people could put even those who had shots in greater danger, citing one senior care facility in the region he said had 17 residents who were infected with COVID, 15 of them vaccinated.
Well, retard, that seems like a simple statement that the vaccine ISN'T FUCKING WORKING, doesn't it?
Did they die?
“These viruses mutate,” Weiland, who fled the state for pandemic-ravaged Florida during the rally, told The Daily Beast, before comparing the rise of variants to cannibalistic killer Jeffrey Dahmer.
“Jeff Dahmer was a mutation. It’s going to be worse.”
And did they die?
Also, everyone I know in Florida is living their lives perfectly normally. Though they may have to step over the piles of shit from loose-boweled jeCovids Witnesses.
Also, if Florida is so bad, why the fuck did he flee there? This literally makes NO FUCKING SENSE.
Kurra added that hospitals in the area had 58 patients battling COVID-19 as of early this week. Before the rally, they had “a handful, five to 10,” he said.
So, your population increased 20X, and your case count increased 5X. I'm failing to see the disaster. Are you incapable of basic arithmetic? And did you die?
This exponential growth in cases is likely attributable to the 81st Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, which drew an estimated half a million visitors to Meade County and its environs from Aug. 6 through 15, potentially acting as a superspreader event.
Why would it, when last year didn't? When is this mythical "superspreader event" going to happen? Is it hiding under the bed with the Russian Hackers and the Kenyan Birth Certificate and the Magic Jet Fuel That Can't Melt Steel Beams?
And did they die?
neighboring counties have experienced a sharp incline in cases, too—ranging from a 1,900 percent increase in the past three weeks in Butte to a 1,050 percent increase in Lawrence.
But did you die?
As the Washington Post reported Thursday, early numbers from local health officials have already connected at least 121 cases in five different states to this year’s rally. It’s possible that these cases might prompt outbreaks of their own and thus should be monitored carefully.
So if each of those states has a rally of 600,000 people...no, wait, that's not going to happen. So any "outbreak" will be far smaller.
And did they die?
“We knew this was going to happen,” Dr. Kurra said. “It happened last year. It was just playing a reboot of last year pretty much.”
Last year, when no one died from Sturgis? And your predictions did not come the slightest bit true?
Did anyone die?
Stop shitting your pants, you mentally retarded retards.

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There are a number of people still insisting “COVID is the greatest danger we face.”  Despite statistics showing that cancer, heart disease, malaria, car accidents, suicide, hunger, and about 23,654 other things have higher mortality rates.

But I want to take them at their word, and do the right thing.

All COVID cultists must wear a yellow C on their clothing so they can be easily recognized, and everyone else can give them lots of social distance.

They can have 24 hours to prepare for lockdown. They can use the self-checkouts at the store, so as not to selfishly risk asymptomatic spread to anyone else.

They will enter lockdown, to avoid COVID. They go into their houses/apartments, they lock the doors, and they remain there until such time as COVID is no longer a danger.

Drones and emplaced cameras will monitor their residences. If they leave, the police will shoot them as a direct threat to others, since by their own terms they will be spreading a deadly disease.

They will be prohibited from having food and goods delivered.  That would require other people to move in close contact, thus risking COVID. It would be selfish and hypocritical for them to ask others to gravely risk their lives to shop for them.  No grocery shoppers, no Amazon deliveries.

If and when they feel COVID is no longer a threat, they can call the hotline, and an officer in a containment suit will come to their door with a waiver.  The waiver will state that the signer agrees that COVID is no longer a threat so deadly that human association is a concern, and that they will no longer complain, harass, or whine about people gathering in groups for any reason.  They can then remove the yellow C and join the rest of society.

A violation of this contract will result in an immediate 90 day lockdown in a government containment facility, with no contact with the outside world.  To avoid COVID, no human being will be allowed to interact in any fashion, nor to provide deliveries.

We’ll have this COVID problem beaten in seven weeks.